31 January 2007
Butt lift surgery gets a boost
Gluteal augmentation business is firming up
Butz, Va. -- The National Institute of
Cosmetic Engineers And Somatic Surgeons (NICEASS) announced today that
it has entered into an agreement with
La Couvier Hotels to
 combine surgery and spa travel, creating the first of its kind
gluteal augmentation and spa program.
According to Beverly Evensfeld, spokesperson for NICEASS, "Our
organization members have seen an exodus of potential patients to
foreign countries where cosmetic surgical procedures are far less
expensive than here in the states. We believe that our innovative
program of combining cosmetic surgery with a spa experience will reverse
this trend."
In noting that the roll out of this program has been delayed because
Hooters Air, the original airline partner, terminated its commercial
service, Evensfeld said, "It has taken us longer to get up to speed than
we had hoped. On the other hand, response to our announced plans has
been overwhelming. In fact we have had to turn some people away from
of our most preferred locations during the popular spring surgery season."
The all-inclusive cost of a two-week gluteal augmentation and spa
program, which includes round trip
transportation, lodging, meals and of course
surgery, starts at $38,599. Also, through special arrangements with
Fat Chance Diets ,each patient receives a
ButtMaster delivered free to his or her home to be used to
maintain muscular tone during the extended recover period. Above the
standard price for the program, patients can select from a number of
specialized enhancements including The J-Lo, The Paris, The Tyra, The Beyoncé and even The Donald.
When asked about the selection of spa locations, Evensfeld said, "All
of our selected sites were chosen based on four criteria.
First, they are located in the most affordable cities in the
country. Consequently it has been easy to recruit top notch talent to
staff our clinics and spas.
"Second, every location is easy to get to. Each location is within an
hour's drive of a major metropolitan airport.
"Third, every clinic is in excess of 6000 feet above sea level. At these
altitudes, the
pull of gravity is significantly less than at lower elevations where
patients are more likely to suffer from the common post-surgical complication of
gluteus saggitis or 'butt droop.'
"Finally," said Evensfeld, "the particular cities and villages were
selected for their names—each proper name helping to reinforce and promote the gluteal augmentation and spa experience."
According to NICEASS literature, the following cites have been selected as the sites for
its clinics
and spas:
Beaheind, N.C.
Big Booty Gulch, Mo.
Bigg Butt, Texas
Butt Head, Cal.
Buttavia Springs, Ohio
Buttout, N.Y.
Buttsville, N.J.
Dairy Aire, Wis.
Ferm Fanni, Ill.
Flat Butt, Mich.
High Knee, N.H.
Nurump, Nev.
Rearup, Id.
Rock Bottom, Miss.
Square Butt, Mont.
Tonedtail, Del.
Tetontush, N.M.
Twin Cheeks Creek, Okla.
Evensfeld noted that all locations are expected to be fully staffed and
operational by year's end.
In a related story, Travel Fox has learned that secret talks are
underway between the Male Enhancement Clinic of Cleveland and Steve Wynn to
build a clinic and spa near Johnson City, Tenn.
Related Travel Fox scoops:
Related Err Travel columns:
© 2007 Applied Psychology
|
|
