From the archive


7 January 2005

 

Travel Fox to offer doofus insurance

Joint venture with Lloyd of London

 

LONDON, ONTARIO -- According to the Daily Telegram, the Chubb insurance company, has begun providing coverage of up to £10,000 to reimburse people “who have to pay out for medical or psychiatric services as a result of air rage, and compensate those who have to take time off work."

Following that lead, Travel Fox has joined in a strategic partnership with Lloyd of London to provide travelers with coverage against mishaps that they may confront which are not otherwise covered by their personal or company insurance policies.

In announcing the availability of this new insurance product, Lloyd Esteerbol, founder and president of Lloyd of London and CEO of the newly formed company said, "We believe that there is a huge market for insurance to cover rude, insolent, dishonest, and just plain stupid behavior among employees of companies who provide products and services to travelers. Our policies will protect the insured against these doofuses by reimbursing the direct costs of inconveniences associated with dim-witted or fraudulent behavior on the part of travel product or service providers. Moreover, we will notify the responsible companies that their services suck."


The new company, called Chumpp Insurance Group, has recruited former Stone Roses singer Ian Brown as its spokesperson, noting that his incarceration after threatening to chop off the hands of an airline stewardess was simply a misunderstanding. "Ian really is a likable and charming chap," said Esteerbol.

Chumpp will sell individual "Doof Proof" insurance policies through kiosks to be installed in coming months in most major airports in North America and Europe. The cost of each policy will depend on the amount of annual travel by the insured as well as the specific destinations traveled but is expected to range between $12.95 for a one-time trip to Vancouver to $7,985.00 for weekly trips to Los Angeles.
 
Related Travel Fox scoops:
Diners Club to introduce "Plutonium Card" - Charge card competition gets "extreme"
 
Related Err Travel columns:
Who's responsible? - Someone to watch over you
© 2005 Applied Psychology

 

 
 

 
 
Syndicate Travel Fox for your readers

Home       Archive       Speaker       Syndication       Books       About       Contact       Accolades

My sister sites:  Customer Behavior Management   Travel Can Be Murder   Fat Chance Diets

All Travel Fox stories are fictional and satirical and should not in any way be construed as fact.
They are intended for entertainment only. Please read our disclaimer.
All contents copyright © 2003-09 Applied Psychology. All rights reserved.
A partner of