5 January 2004
Britney Spears to open chain of wedding chapels
Diet centers may be next
LAS VEGAS, Nev. -- While much of the public wonders about the behavior
of Britney Spears, marketing experts envy her creativity. Just as
her face begins to fade from tabloid covers, she manages to gain
headlines through seemingly wacky behavior.
"Wacky
like a fox," is how Miriam Wepsaddle, publicist and long-time celebrate-watcher put it
after learning of her weekend marriage to boy-pal and drinking buddy,
Jason Alexander.
According to sources close to the singer and entertainer, Ms. Spears plans to open franchises of 24-hour wedding chapels here and in other
tourist locations including Orlando, Honolulu, Phoenix, San Francisco,
and Branson, Mo.
Tentatively called "Britney Spears No-Tears No-Fears Midriff Wedding Chapels,"
the facilities will feature rock and roll music, bubble gum treats and of
course Pepsi.
To celebrate the opening of the chapels, set for this Spring, a number
of special, cut-rate wedding options will be available. Among them are
the following:
Early Mornin' Wedding. This option, titled after a tune from the
former Mouseketeer's In
the Zone album, will be available to those who choose to wed between
the hours of 3:00 am and 8:00 am.
Oops!...I Did It Again Nuptials. This ceremony is for those who are tying
the knot for a second or third time... or more. It is named after Ms.
Spears' song that sold 1.3 million units in its opening week in 2000.
The Kiss. As an extension of the buzz created by "the kiss" with
Madonna during the MTV Video Music Awards program this past year, a
special discount will be offered to same-sex partners who choose to
marry before the end of the year.
In related news, Travel Fox has learned that Ms. Spears has held
preliminary meetings with The Zone diet book author Barry Sears
regarding the potential of opening a chain of diet centers called,
naturally,
"In the Zone."
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