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19 August 2003

 

Candidates release "best places to kiss in California"

Romantic Republicans?

 

WAIKIKI -- California governor want-to-be's are not about to be outflanked by the disclosure of Cybill Shepherd that California governor Gray Davis was a decidedly "good kisser" during a make-out session on a local beach some decades ago.

In a rare move of cooperation, candidates who are campaigning to replace Davis, should he be recalled in October, are rushing to publish their own travel guide to romantic California destinations.

Travel Fox has learned that the guide, Kiss Gray Goodbye, will for the most part include many of the well-known romantic spots in California (e.g., Lovers' Cove on Catalina Island, the pier in Santa Barbara, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Avenue of the Giants in Humboldt Redwoods State Park, and the North Shore of Lake Tahoe).


In addition to these mainstream locations, however, the guide will include the favorite romantic settings of nearly all 135 candidates. It is hoped that the publication will help soften and bolster the images that many of candidates have as merely political, opportunistic stick-figures.

Here's a sampling: Gary Coleman discloses that his favorite place to neck is in a video arcade in Santa Monica, while Larry Flint is partial to the back seats of Chevys in Cincinnati. Arianna Huffington says you can't beat a kiss in the Acropolis under moonlight, and the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport is Arnold Schwarzenegger's preferred amorous setting.

The guide will retail for $12.95 and is scheduled to be published by Labor Day, the traditional end of the summer travel season.
 
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