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1 July 2003

 

Tour company opens in Baghdad

North Korea may be next

 

BAGHDAD -- A new company has been formed in the wake of Iraq's armed struggle against foreign invaders. According to Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (aka, Baghdad Bob), previously Iraqi Minister of Information and now president of Great Victory Sightseeing, "We will visit many of the locations that have great symbolism in Iraq's rout of Western infidels."

So far, major stops on the tour will include:

The site where the last of the American and British troops were expelled from Saddam International Airport.

The "Road of Retreat" where the American infidels were finally driven from Baghdad.


The Iraqi Museum of Supernatural History to preview the new wings under construction that will eventually house the artifacts recently returned from Washington and London under the surrender agreement.

And the highlight of the tour: The actual location of the surrender of the coalition forces to Saddam Hussein.

According to Mr. Bob, initial interest in the tours has been so great that the company is considering expanding to North Korea where he expects to offer tours of the silos from which missiles were launched that ended the exploitation of Asia by the demon nations of the West.
 
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