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Intergalactic Travel Rage Institute
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Are you suffering from
Travel Rage Disorder (TRD)?
The Intergalactic Travel Rage Institute is here to help.
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First, take a deep breath.
Hold it.
Now slowly exhale.
Again.
And again.
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Now that you've regained your composure, use this one-size-fits-all,
on-line, interactive counseling session to tell me what the problem is.
Simply fill in the blanks as we go along.
Ready? Begin.
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You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Uh huh.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Uh huh.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: I see.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Uh huh.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Is there more?
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Okay
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Uh huh.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Go on.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Uh huh.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: I see.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Okay then. Do you feel better?
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Good.
You: ____________________________________________________
Me: Okay. That'll be 160 bucks.
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Disclaimer: I may not be able to solve your problem or restore you to
complete mental health, but I might use your experience to help others
suffering from TRD. Please write to me with your symptoms.
I'll see what
I can do. If nothing else, I may publish your case study in The Journal of
Paroxysm.
--
Terry Riley, BA, MA, MS, PhD, SUV, LSMFT
Director Emeritus
Intergalactic Travel Rage Institute
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